wit, charm, brains

andrewgarfriend:

no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone

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zanephillips:

THE NANNY S02E13 “The Strike”

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thesolarangel:

What’s something that most people love, but you don’t?

Pizza

Dogs

Summer

Bread

Going to the movies

Video games

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heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

sch-uwu-lchen:

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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gravitysrainbow:

“My child is fine.” Your child is searching “Tony Carmela best fights compilation” on youtube

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nothingeastofme:

Originally posted by tomcriuse

Take note. 😌

Anonymous asked:

30 and still on tumblr? Embarrassing.

boopsloop141:

dailytxf:

THE X-FILES | 6.17

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girlballs:

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese

Evening plans.

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aturnoftheearth:

long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)

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Was tagged by my lovely and talented bestie @contrivedcoincidences6 . I tag any and all who are interested. :)

3 ships

1) MSR 👽(X-Files), 2) Fran & Max 💃🏻 (The Nanny), 3) Steve & Kayla 🤟(Days Of Our Lives)

First ship

Tad & Dixie 🐓 (All My Children), first fictional pairing I made fanvids and wrote fix it fic for. I think I was 15? And yeah, clearly my love for soap operas stuck. 🧼🎭

Last song

It’s Not - Aimee Mann

Last movie

The Lion King 2. 🦁 Watched it again recently, forgot how good it was and truly wonder why it went straight to VHS when I was a kid. Like the story is great and the songs still slap.

Currently reading

A novel length DOOL/Steve&Kayla AU fanfic. 📖Steve’s recovering from amnesia and remembering his life with Kayla right as she’s diagnosed with cancer, and the angst is real and hurting my soul. 🥺

Currently writing

Should be writing the latest chapter of my angsty Steve&Kayla fanfiction. Instead I’m binging Desperate Housewives. 🫠

Thanks muchly @contrivedcoincidences6 for the tag! This is a random smattering of songs I’ve liked forever and some that’ve been in semi-constant rotation lately.

1) Pressure Machine - The Killers

2) Picture In A Frame - Tom Waits

3) Make Me Feel - Janelle Monáe

4) Big Time - Angel Olsen

5) The Book Of Love - Peter Gabriel

6) Search & Destroy - Florence + The Machine

7) Sky Blue & Black - Jackson Browne

8) Let The Light In - Lana Del Rey

9) Cry Like A Rainstorm - Linda Ronstadt

10) Green Gloves - The National

I tag any and all interested, because I’m lame like that.

papayajuan2019:

cant believe im letting people online see into my heart. for free

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